----- Original Message ----- Hello, How is Business, My name is steven david I am presently in the UK here i work as a videographer & Priest. The reason why i am contacting you is that my wife sharron will be Celibrating her 40th Birthday Party soon, precisely on the10TH Of MAR 2007,please check your avalability for this date becouse I will like you to take care of the Music aspect of the event. I came across your profile and am impressed with your services,experience,your kind of music of course is okay by me. The venue address of the event is 207 east 2nd street ,MINNEAPOLIS MN 55436 We are expecting about 80-100 guest & its going to be an indoor party. The party starts 12pm-5pm according to our program of the event. You are to start performing when it is 1pm till the end of the party. There will no be any dance from guest nor familly for any reason what we only need from you is for you to just give us interesting music. All expenses would be taken care of by me;Please I want the best service from you, because she is my only wife & i love her so much. So your best production is needed at this occasion. Pls Let me know your CHARGES to work for 4 Hours on that day,1pm -5pm when the event will be ending,moreso let me know how you plan to move down here with your electronics? I will want to put it to your notice that i will take care of your hotel only if requested from you,please let me know how many of you will be comming for this event? I hope to read from you soon & also to have your service QUOTE which will only include your travel,feeding, and your service fee. I look forward to your response and also your price package so that i can make quick arrangement of paying you a deposit payment so that you can book my wife event on your calendar. Pls email me back asap. Best Regards Priest steven. |
-----Original Message----- From: Dr. F Sent: Wednesday, February 28, 2007 7:11 AM Subject: RE: party enquiry Hello Priest Steven David, Please let me introduce myself. I am DR. F, the band doctor and legal representative for the band [henceforth referred to as 'THE BAND' in this legal document]. THE BAND will be very happy to play for your only wife Sharron in Celebrating her 40th Birthday Party soon. This is very special event as priests in US do not have wifes, but you are from UK, so God will not smite you. Our CHARGES to work 4 hours are reasonable at $100/hour, but we will require hotel rooms for after the show when groupies entertain us with their jiggling parts, which is customary. Your wife is welcome to jiggle with them at no extra charge. My wife MRS. F does not jiggle so much as she flaps. As you are a priest AND a videographer, we will require you to complete our legal form for taking pictures at the party (see below). Please fill in the form, sign and date, scan and return to me soonest with picture ID. THE BAND is anxiously waiting for your quick arrangement of paying a deposit. Let us do this partinership which God has blessed. Metal Up Your Ass, DR. F ------------------------------ CUT HERE ------------------------------ LEGAL PHOTO DOCUMENT FOR THE BAND THIS LEGAL DOCUMENT MUST BE COMPLETED BY THE PHOTOGRAPHER/VIDEOGRAPHER 1. FIRST NAME: ____________________ 2. LAST NAME : ____________________ 3. OCCUPATION: ____________________ 4. IF OCCUPATION IS PRIEST, ARE YOU A REAL PRIEST: ___ YES ___ NO 5. IF OCCUPATION IS PRIEST, PLEASE WRITE IN THE SPACE BELOW YOUR INTENTIONS WITH REGARD TO DIDDLING NAKED ALTAR BOYS ON CAMERA. (NOTE: DIDDLING NAKED ALTAR BOYS IS BAD.) ______________________________ __________ SIGNATURE DATE ------------------------------ CUT HERE ------------------------------ |
.jpg)
