Midget Sighting!

The Half Pint Brawlers have been spotted! Some broad that I work with has a friend who saw these active midgets at a bar in New Jersey a few days ago. I think we can all learn a few things from these graphic photos (click to enlarge).

Midgets enjoy drinking and	Midgets enjoy stapling money
screaming into microphones.	to their faces.

Midgets bleed like the rest	You don't have to be a midget
of us.	to enjoy biting a woman's ass.