Those who know me know that I often have humorous tales that have their genesis in a public restroom. Sometimes those restrooms are found where I work. I've seen toilet bowls and walls that looked like they had been sprayed with a fecal shotgun. I've even witnessed small bowel pellets on top of a toilet seat.
Today I witnessed something I've never seen before. Today, at work, I entered a stall. Upon entering that stall, I immediately noticed a large, black turd on the front, inner portion of the toilet bowl. It was disturbing to see, and I immediately questioned a) how did this thing get to the front of the bowl, and b) why didn't the owner flush?! Well, I got the answer to the second question when I flushed the toilet. The toilet flushed with all of the power of a normally functioning industrial toilet bowl. The turd, however, did not move! This mass of human waste remained as steady and motionless as the Rock of Gibraltar. I feel sorry for the cleaning staff... unless, of course, the turd is still there tomorrow.
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2 comments:
Sounds like a lot of crap to me!
Bravo sir!
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