Wait For The Beep

Ever since I moved to Florida and established a home phone number, I have often received calls from people looking for some Indian dude. Every once in awhile, I'll come home to a message on my answering machine from some employer who found the Indian dude's resume online. Two days ago, my answering machine recorded ten (10) messages from employers looking for this Indian dude. My guess is that this jackass has posted his resume to some new site, but he has neglected to proofread his resume for the correct phone number. So, in an effort to reduce the number of messages I have to listen to, I have changed my answering machine message. Here it is.

Today, I came home to find three (3) hang-ups on my answering machine and one (1) message. Here is that message.